This morning, after I dropped Noah off at school, I stopped by Kroger to get some bacon. I didnt have any at home and you shouldnt start a week off without bacon. I was in work out shorts and a t-shirt and didnt even put a hat on this morning because I didnt are about looking sharp at 7:30 in the morning. I was only motivated enough to wash out my eye boogs and brush my teeth. At the register, yawning wide and loud, a lady punched my arm and said Hey!! I know you!! You that comedian!! I seen you twice at the laughing Hyena!! (The club is actually called Hyenas). You crazy!! What you doing here?! Well I was about to rob the store but now I cant because you told everyone who I was so now Im just gonna buy this bacon, I say to her. Hahahaha you too much!! You staying in town around here?, she asked excitedly. Actually, I live here. Near the park, I answer. What? You stay around here? In Oak Cliff? I thought you were a famous comedian. You dont stay in Hollywood? How come you dont live somewhere better?, she says loudly and now the cashier and the people around are looking at me. My ears are red. Im pretty sure these shorts have a hole in them too. I got too many baby mommas, I say. For real?, she asks. Yes. Thats why I got Kroger bacon instead of Oscar Meyer. Dont tell anyone, I say as I walk off. I walked down the block and back slowly so she wouldnt see me get into my car with the clickity clack turning.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 19:54:55 +0000
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