This one goes out to Richie Incognito: youtube/watch?v=AmIduvwd0S8 You really like gorillas? Weve got just the pet for you Its the way youre forced to act To survive our schools Make your whole life revolve around sports Walk tough-dont act too smart Be a mean machine Then well let you get ahead Jock-O-Rama-Save my soul Were under the thumb of the Beef Patrol The future of America is in their hands Watch it roll over Niagara Falls Pep rally in the holy temple And youre forced to go Masturbate en masse With the favored religious cult Cheerleaders yell-Ra Ra Team From the locker room parades the prime beef When archaeologists dig this up Theyll either laugh or cry Jock-O-Rama-On the brain Redneck-a-thon drivin me insane The future of America is in their hands Watch it roll over Niagara Falls Unzip that old time religion On the almighty football field Beerbellies of all ages Come to watch the gladiators bleed Now boys, this game aint played for fun Youre going out there to win How dya win? Get out there And snap the other guys knee! Beat em up! Beat em up! Ra Ra Ra Snap those spinal cords Ha Ha Ha The star quarterback lies injured Unconscious on the football field Looks like his necks been broken Seems to happen somewhere every year His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry Their favorite son will never walk again Coach says, That boy gave a hundred percent What spirit What a man But who cares? Games over-Lets go get wasted man To the 7-11, to the liquor store Lets party all night and party some more Another Trans-Am Wrapped itself around a telephone pole I aint drunk, officer I just fell gettin out of my car Dont worry about it, son We were that way when we were young Youve got all the skills To make a damn good businessman Jock-O-Rama-thats the law Come lick the butts of the Beef Patrol If the future of America is handed to them Watch it roll over Niagra Falls.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 18:46:12 +0000
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