This picture reminded me of a story... but its not really related to the picture other than it involves teeth... I grew up in the mountains... as in the forrest where there are lots of trees and wildlife... and we had to be creative when it came to entertaining ourselves. Lake Arrowhead isnt very far from Los Angeles, so it was a tourist location and many people had a second weekend home up there that was vacant most of the year. Naturally one of the ways we would entertain ourselves was by breaking into their homes. So anyways.... when I was 11 years old I was hanging out with some other mountain kids... and we were bored so we needed to find a way to entertain ourselves. We decided not to steal a boat and go for a joyride because the previous year when we did that Matthew Emmons and I ended up getting arrested for doing that. Im not sure how we got caught... other than the fact that we were a couple 10 year olds driving a boat on the lake where you had to be 16 to get a license. Now that I was 11 I had the wisdom to know it wasnt a good idea to steal another boat... at least not until I looked older and my 6th grade teacher was no longer on the Lake Patrol. As I was saying... the group of us were bored and looking for something to do... so we decided to break into a house. It was all fine and good until this one little kid decided it would be fun to set the drapes on fire. I didnt think this was a good idea so I blew out the flame creeping its way up the drapes. The kid got pissed and hit me... so naturally I hit him back, but at that point things were business as usual. Well... apparently this kid was determined to set the drapes on fire so he made another attempt. When Im convinced something isnt a good idea I will stick to my convictions, so as the drapes were lit on fire again I once again put the fire out. (Keep in mind this house is in a very flammable forrest) Extinguishing the flame seemed to send this kid into a rage and he... well, he bit my cheek. Seriously... who bites someones cheek?! I had this little punk hanging by his teeth from my face! I arrived at home and my family noticed the outline of teeth marks on my cheek right below my eye... the kid even drew blood he bit me so hard. I guess they thought it was odd that someone would bite someones cheek too... and they found this to be extremely amusing and everyone got a big laugh out of this story for years. Remember the time that kid bit Kelleys face? HAHAHA!!! It was a learning experience... watch out for little kids because they might bite your face. I wonder what prison that little pyro is in these days? Hes probably at a prison fire camp. Side note... we (Jessica Mistretta Marnie Banks Mary Beth Burgstahler) broke into Liberaces house and it was very... umm... fabulous? Actually, it was a house he built for his mom, but she hated it and never lived there. So it was just a giant house right on the lake full of gaudy furniture and pretty much everything was made of velvet. I remember stealing a giant mushroom candle from that house, but hey, at least I didnt set the drapes on fire. So, thats what came to mind when I saw this picture. Welcome to my brain.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 02:02:41 +0000
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