This week I have learnt a number of things which have enriched my life. Lesson one- female cats seem to piss out their arsehole while standing. Lesson two- Ivy does a very good impression of the cat pissing out its arsehole but with diahorrea. Lesson three southport is home to some of the least convincing trannys I have ever seen and last but not least. Lesson four- four days past the use by date for milk is too much for my food processing organs to handle.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 05:11:27 +0000
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