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Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors said they had the right to one final meal before dying. They asked the Frenchman what he wanted. “Good French wine and and a baguette,” he requested. So they gave it to him, he ate, and then they executed him. Next was the Italian’s turn. Give me a big plate of pasta,” he said. They brought it, he ate, and they executed him. Then came the Jew. “Please bring me a big bowl of strawberries,” he said. “Strawberries!!! They aren’t even in season!” “So, I’ll wait…”
Posted on: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 20:20:08 +0000

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