To maintain a healthy level of INSANITY................................................ 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Dont Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana. 6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify that your Drive-through order is To Go. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Cant Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream I Won! I Won! 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling Run For Your Lives! Theyre Loose! 13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go. Share this with someone to make them smile. Its called... THERAPY
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 12:45:24 +0000
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