To my future boyfriend..I will not do dumbass matching outfits. I will not update my relationship status to define us. I will not take a retarded ass picture of us making out and post it as my profile pic. I will not comment on every one of ur pics and post retarded I love you crap on your wall every other day. Now what I will do...I will learn to play your fav video games, not to spend quality time, but to completely slaughter you every chance I get..I will shrink your fav shirt just to see u cry. I will put your had in a warm bowl of water while you sleep at least once a month. I will start an argument just to have crazy Funtime..I will hide in random parts of the house video taping scaring the shit out of you...i will replace your bathe soap with feminine wash just to reiterate why I called u a pu**y...and I do this all out of love. Sooooo who wants a new girlfriend ?? Lol
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 03:53:03 +0000
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