To the dickhead wearing a vintage blazer over his $300 artfully torn jeans, and the snarky gf wearing the tasseled snowcap with side-flaps and four-inch open-toed sandals in the Costco parking lot yesterday... if you both werent such obnoxious asswipes, maybe one of the dozen folks watching you guys scream obscenities at each other while you all were loading up your brand-new (look at me! look at me!) eco-friendly car, might have told you that because you were so freaking pissed at each other when you both got into your cherry-red (look at us! look at us!) totally tricked-out Prius, that neither of you had bothered to move the cart from directly behind your vehicle. Then you all wouldnt have slammed into it AND THEN dragged it under your bumper for at least ten feet before retro-blazer guy got a clue that the new screeching noise he was hearing wasnt tassel-cap girl escalating her screaming into the grinding, crunching, imploding noise that was the cart tearing your Prius a new asshole. We all watched in mind-boggling amazement that you were actually able to crush most of the cart UNDER your shiny new cars ass-end before you deduced there may be something in the way of your raging, mindless, and thoroughly entertaining back-up maneuver. The total look of dumbfounded shock on both of your faces only lasted until you started screaming at each other AGAIN at which one of you was the idiot that forgot to move the cart from behind your car. Our consensus was both of you...
Posted on: Sun, 01 Jun 2014 00:13:24 +0000
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