To the super hot Australian girl who just blatantly hit on me at Starbucks, I apologize for being too ignorant to recognize your advances. Somehow I managed to not get it when you asked me (twice) if I had the time while enjoying my post workout Franken Frappucino. Instead I literally said to myself as you walked out the door cant she see I dont even have a watch on? Shes so hot...Why doesnt she just look at her cell phone? It wasnt until I saw you repeatedly turning and glancing at me with a smile from the corner outside that I realized how much I had just failed. Welcome to Austin...maybe this is why Im single.
Posted on: Wed, 29 Oct 2014 20:27:28 +0000
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