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Today. By the Numbers. Times I tried to break the house by leaving a hose attached to an outside faucet in single digit weather: 1 Rejections I received on ill-conceived humor essays: 1 Times I thought the humor essay was funny as shit in spite of the rejection: 17 and counting Number of times I need to go to the bank but dont want to: 1 Amount of edible food I actually have in the house: 0 Number of lovely wonderful friends who are bringing me food. And coffee: 1 Number of tasks I need to accomplish today: 17 gajillion. Number of numbers I have just made up: 1 Number of tasks I will likely accomplish today: 3. Or 4. Today is clearly brought to you by the numbers 1, 17, 5 (for the actual freaking temperature), and gajillion. Whatever that means.
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 18:13:37 +0000

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