Today I want to share with you this email that was forwarded to me a while back by a fellow named Joe Reinhart, and I couldn’t resist sharing it with you. I hope that you find it as amusing as I do: In the beginning God populated the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, and spinach and green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman could live long and healthy lives. Then using Gods great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerrys and Krispy Creme. And Satan said,You want chocolate with that? And man said Yeah. And woman said, And another one with sugar sprinkles. And they gained 10 pounds. And God created the healthful yogurt that woman might keep the figure that man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman went from size 2 to size 6. God said, Try my fresh green salad. And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said, I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them. And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken -fried steak so big, it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. God then brought running shoes so that his children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and gained more pounds. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created the 99-cent double cheeseburger, then said, You want fries with that? and man replied, Yeah! And super size em. And man went into cardiac arrest. LOL...OK, that was all tongue in cheek, but seriously, it speaks volumes about our ability to foul our foods up, doesn’t it? Hope you enjoyed! Best, Lee p.s. - If you are looking for a new diet and training program,be sure to download the FREE 12 week program that thousands are using to lose fat while gaining muscle in 12 weeks! => bit.ly/13sZFrS.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 14:44:50 +0000
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