Today I was a walk in Rema 1000 and bought a bag of dog food for my dog as a lady behind me asked if I had a dog . Halloo ? Why else would I buy dog food ? So impulsively I said no, I do not have a dog , but Ill start my diet Pedigree again . I probably should not , because I ended up in the hospital last time! But I lost 25 kg before I woke up in the ICU ... with lots of tubes, needles and intravenous nutrition in both arms ! I told her that it was actually a perfect diet and all you have to do is fill his pockets with dog food and just eat one or two every time you feel hungry . The food is nutritious , so it works well , so I intend to try again. ( Now I want to mention that at this time listening ALL .. in the queue and they laugh at my story ) Horrified , she asked if I had ended up in intensive care because I had been poisoned dog food ... No, I said. I went down from the curb to sniff a poodle in the ass and was hit by a car! I thought the man behind her had a heart attack - he laughed until he cried ! Think about what you are asking me for a second time and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to answer ... Now that you ve read this, so I have to admit that I have copied it from someone else ;)) ) Copy it too and make some happy today!
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 07:43:39 +0000
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