Today the swimming pool looked like the artery of your average - TopicsExpress



          

Today the swimming pool looked like the artery of your average American slob, great spheres of cholesterol and lard, slowly being propelled along by their own piss poor self esteem and the pipe dream that swimming two to prehaps 4 lengths is going to help them shed their multiple buttery layers until the human being that once was is revealed. To say that my evening swim turned into some description of very wet space pilot training, in which I was forced to navigate a veritable asteroid belt of fat, would be accurate and to say that Im irritated to beyond the realms of comprehension would also be correct.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 19:52:20 +0000

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