Todays Joke - Fri, 14 Mar 2014 Moe and Sam, who were both 90 - TopicsExpress



          

Todays Joke - Fri, 14 Mar 2014 Moe and Sam, who were both 90 years old, loved baseball, and they had their entire life. One day, they were sitting together on a bench in their neighborhood when Moe turns to Sam and says: Will you promise me something? Promise me that if you die first and go to heaven, youll come back and tell if theres baseball there. Sam agreed, and made Moe promise the same. Three months later, Sam died, and the next week Moe woke up in his sleep with someone calling his name. Whos there? he called out. Moe! Its me Sam! Sam! Its so good to hear you! Hows heaven? Moe asked. Its great, but Ive some news, some good and some bad Sam told him. Well, tell me the good news first Moe replied. Ok, the good news is that, there is baseball in heaven. Thats great. Moe exclaimed, Whats the bad news? Well, the bad news is that I was reading the lineup, and youre pitching on Friday.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 12:53:17 +0000

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