Todays random conversations..... 1st. While getting alterations by a sweet little Asian lady.. I noticed she is more or less rubbing my hips. For those that know me.... This is immediately an issue and Im extremely uncomfortable with this women rubbing my hips. Me- Are you done (as I grab her hands and begin to turn away from her) The hip feeler-upper- awww yaw, yu so nice. Yu so hahahaaha (as she shakes my hips). My men yove yu yong time! Me- .................. (1 minute stare down because this has to be a yoke, yight?) The hip rubber- you hav oyfriend? Me-.............. (Speechless and into the dressing room I go, but only after I check the walls for camera holes and the mirror to make sure it wasnt two way) 2nd... Random parking lot person- Hey You with the tinted windows Me- (no comment just the really dude glare down) Random parking lot person- How you get them there dark ass windows. DMV made me takes my shit off, yo and dat aint cool cause now theys cans see all my shit yo. Me- Because Im a cop and its a state vehicle Random parking lot person. All hells no.... Yous aint no fuzz. Come on tells me how I can gets them. Me- (same really dude glare) flash badge Random Parking Lot person - Aw damn baby, yous be the shit. Me- Any more questions Random Parking lot Person- This conversation never happened (then wiggled his fingers and made some crazy noise before quickly walking the other way). This stuff happens to other people right or am I just a magnet for whackos.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 19:07:38 +0000
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