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Top 6 Smartass Answers : Worth Reading :D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMARTASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. “What are my choices?” John asked. “Yes or no,” she replied. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMARTASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.” -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMARTASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.” To Read Other Top 3 Answers Visit : funny-and-hilarious-jokes.blogspot/2013/06/smartass-answers.html
Posted on: Wed, 12 Jun 2013 18:44:04 +0000

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