Top Ten Reasons for Being a Soprano 1. The rest of the choir exists just to make you look good. 2. You can entertain your friends by breaking their wineglasses. 3. Can you name an opera where an alto got the man? 4. When sopranos want to sing in the shower, they know the tune. 5. Its not like you are ever going to sing the alto part by accident. 6. Great costumes - like the hat with the horns on it. 7. How many world famous altos can you name? 8. When the fat lady sings, shes usually singing soprano. 9. When you get tired of singing the tune, you can sing the descant. 10. You can sing along with Michael Jackson. Top Ten Reasons for Being an Alto 1. You get really good at singing E flat. 2. You get to sing the same note for 12 consecutive measures. 3. You dont really need to warm up to sing 12 consecutive bars of E-flat. 4. If the choir really stinks, its unlikely the altos will be blamed. 5. You have lots of time to chat during soprano solos. 6. You get to pretend that you are better than the sopranos, because everybody knows that women only sing soprano so they dont have to learn to read music. 7. You can sometimes find part time work singing tenor. 8. Altos get all the great intervals. 9. When the sopranos are holding some outrageously high note at the end of a song, the altos always get the last words. 10. When the altos miss a note, nobody gets hurt.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 05:45:59 +0000
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