Top Ten Things You Dont Want To Hear From A Guy In A Hotel 10. - TopicsExpress



          

Top Ten Things You Dont Want To Hear From A Guy In A Hotel 10. The desk clerk is nuts, so whatever room number she gives you, add three. 9. I wrote you a note about halfway through your roll of toilet paper. 8. Meet me in the whirlpool in twenty minutes. 7. If you want a bellhop, press 1 on your phone; If you want a hooker, press 2. 6. Ring this bell again, Ill burn your luggage. 5. Hey, could you go over to the Ramada and swipe us some towels? 4. You know, every room has a hair dryer -- Hows that for ritzy? 3. Are you the bastard that took my gin out of the minibar? 2. Wanna see the pictures I took of you sleeping? 1. Do you mind sharing your room with a monkey?
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 22:58:00 +0000

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