Top Three Jokes of Week !! #ROFL :D :D A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, Son, where were you today during school hours? At school. The robot slaps the son. Okay, I went to the movies! The father asks, Which one? Harry Potter. The robot slaps the son again. Okay, I was watching dirty videos ! The father replies, What? When I was your age I didnt even know what dirty videos was! The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, Haha! After all, he is your son! The robot slaps the mother. :D :D :D One More :- Three men were at a bar discussing coincidences. The first man said, My wife was reading A Tale of Two Cities and she gave birth to twins. That’s funny, the second man remarked, My wife was reading The Three Musketeers and she gave birth to triplets. The third man shouted, Oh my, I have to rush home! When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves! :D :D :D Last One :- Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didnt wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didnt wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, Happy birthday, boss! I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute? Okay, I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, SURPRISE!!! while I was waiting on the sofa... naked. :D :D See More Jokes Here :- mylikes.biz/category/jokes/
Posted on: Sat, 28 Jun 2014 07:00:00 +0000
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