Toys are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful And anyone found with a toy in his possession Will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon! Its a difficult responsibility That you accept from the number-one lawmaker, me Have it known throughout the land from sea to sea Therell be no more toymakers to the King! All the tin soldiers -- melt them down Wash the face of every clown Each bouncing ball -- deflate it No, I dont want to debate it! The ballerinas who pirouette Arrest their musical toes Outlaw the dolls and sink the boats! They bring me only woes! Its a difficult responsibility That you accept from the number-one lawmaker, me Have it known throughout the land from sea to sea Therell be no more toymakers to the King! Every jack-in-the-box be sealed Till my wounded pride be healed Stuffed animals -- unstuff them! When a child objects -- rebuff em! No more drummers who rat-a-tat-tat No buglers who root-a-toot-toot Dont let me see another toy Or you will feel my boot!
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 14:40:18 +0000
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