Turkish Presidential Election. Opinion polls are reporting a massive surge of votes in favour of a mystery candidate who entered the election race less than 24 hours ago. The candidate, Jens Schwarz-Nielsen (hyphenated) a former writer, actor, director, doctor, singer and all round action hero stated I have toppled several less than democratic regimes in my time and finding myself with half a day free this Sunday, I thought, why not Jens is campaigning on the anti lantern ticket and is wooing voters with the promise of a free copy of hist best selling book research basics for character assassination Jens went on to say I need to win this in the first round as next week Im off to China to direct the next Bond movie the movie has a working title of the spy who got it terribly wrong features a female MI6 agent who accuses Barrack Obama of being O.J Simpson because apparently the president has the same glove size to that found at the murder scene. So Turkish politics takes another twist and turn, election results will be announced live from the Kismet Bar at 6pm. Be there, this is history in the making.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Aug 2014 09:26:00 +0000
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