Twas on the good ship Tony Where all the crew were phony They had no clue of what to do But make up more baloney Captain Tony kept on lying Distracting and denying Into your eye, hed tell a lie Then lie that he was lying The first mates name was PETA You wouldnt want to meet her She kept tight reign on Tonys brain And no one could unseat her The treasurers name was Hockey A big buffoon, quite stocky His budget plan, went in the can And now hes not so cocky And then there was perfidious Pyne An odious man most prone to whine This silly smuck has his head stuck Up where the sun dont shine There was a nasty man called Scott Whod let asylum seekers rot A Christian jerk with a vicious smirk Like Christ, he sure was not The foreign officer was Julie Treated asbestos claims quite cruelly With her coiffured hair and deadly stare Shed plagiarise unduly The richest guy was Mal Hed play up to lefties well But his polished prose got on the nose When he backed his lying pal George Brandis was the legal man Though twas pretty hard to tell he set his sights on bigots rights Now his egos not so well. The Climate guy was Hunt A receding little runt His climate stance was left to chance A stuff the planet punt No one forgets that fool Abetz He really is a shocker He screws with joy the unemployed That man is off his rocker The medical man was Peter Dutton His GP Tax is best forgotten Access to health based on your wealth A policy thats more than rotten There was a lass, Fiona Nash Could block a website in a flash Said twas her staff that made the gaff And nought to do with donors cash McFarlane was the industry bloke in strange robotic tones he spoke Car industry rooted, renewables neutered hundreds of companies going broke Sinodinos was the Finance wonder ICAC saw him moved asunder Was he Arthur or was he Martha Dodgy donors, major blunder Bernadi was the religious nutter he had his thoughts down in the gutter gay rights would creep onward to sheep This utter nutter uttered Then there is Mathias Hes one of the best liars He helped the banks but gets no thanks Cos his FOFA laws were biased This mendacious ship had run aground Their lying powers diminished The Murdoch press couldnt fix the mess And Tonys time was finished
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 07:17:56 +0000
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