Two Alabamans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th bag? Jus some chickens. If I guesses how many they are, can I have one? Shoot, ya guesses right and Ill give you both of them. OK. Ummmmm . . . five? A country bumpkin family from Alabama decides to go to the Big Apple for the first Time in their lives; Maw, Paw and their son. They go into the Empire State Building. As theyre walking around they notice the elevator. Never seeing one before they stand in front of it bewildered. While staring at it, an old lady in a wheelchair rolls up to it, pushes the button, the door opens, she rolls herself inside and the door closes. The Alabama hick family watches as the lights for each floor light as it goes up. They continue to watch as the numbers go down again. The door opens and out walks this tall gorgeous blonde. Legs to her neck. Great figure. Beautiful! Paw looks at his son and says, Quick boy, shove yer Maw in there!! An Auburn fan and an Alabama fan both go over to Tunica to do a little gambling. After a couple of hours the Auburn fan was broke. He looks over and sees the Alabama fan with a wheelbarrel full of quarters. The Auburn fan walks over to him and says, Wow, where did you win all that? To which the Alabama fan replies, You see that machine on the wall over there? If you put a dollar in you get four quarters back every time! GO VOLS
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 15:06:28 +0000