> Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River Thames. > > The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I cant understand how > you can be so much bigger than me. Were the same age, > we were the same size as kids. I just dont get it. > > Well, said the big Croc, what have you been eating? > > Politicians, same as you, replied the small Croc. > > Hmm. Well, where do you catch them? > > Down at the car park by the Houses of Parliament. > > Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them? > > Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock > The car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of > Them and eat em! > > Ah! says the big Crocodile, I think I see your problem. Youre not > getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit > out of a Politician, theres nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 07:25:53 +0000
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