Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly. Johnny: Why are you crying? Alex: I came here for a blood test. Johnny: So? Are you afraid? Alex: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. After hearing this Johnny started weeping making Alex feel surprised as well as curious and Alex asked: Why are you crying now? Johnny: I came for a urine test! One day a Sardar walks into a doctors office with both of his ears burnt. The doctor askes him what had happened. He says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I MISTAKENLY picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again"
Posted on: Wed, 02 Oct 2013 08:40:24 +0000
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