Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from their neighbour, and decided to go to a cool and quiet place to share the loot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the bag, just behind the gate, but they didnt bother to pick them up since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying: One for Me, one for you. One for me, one for you. He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the church nearby for the priest. Father please come with me, come witness God and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: One for Me, one for you. One for me, one for you. Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said: What about the two at the gate?...Lets go and get them. The priest almost ran past the church gate, shouting: We are not dead yet #Stolen...
Posted on: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 09:28:20 +0000
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