Two mobsters are out in the woods on a hunting trip, when Tony stops, and looking pale, collapses. Vinnie, in a panic, bends over and shakes him, yelling at him, “Tony, Tony!” No response. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. Vinnie immediately calls emergency services, and frantically shouts into the phone, “My friend just collapsed, he’s not breathing, I think he’s dead…whado I do?! The operator says, “Calm down, calm down sir, I can help you. Where are you” Vinnie gasps, “We’re in the woods, he just fell over, I’m all alone, help me! “Ok sir, the first thing to do, is put the phone down, go over to him and make sure he’s dead.” “Ok, ok, hold on!” There is a silence, then the operator here’s a gunshot. Vinnie back on the phone, “Ok, now what?”
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 06:47:00 +0000
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