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Two women talking in Heaven after death. 1st woman, Hi my name is Debbie. 2nd woman, Hi Im Kelly, howd u die? 1st woman I froze to death. Oh! how horrible, poor you says the 2nd woman. 1st woman, It wasnt too bad, after I quit shaking from the cold I began to get warm and sleepy, I finally died a peaceful death, what about you? 2nd woman, I died of a massive heart attack, I suspected that my husband was cheating so I came home early one day to catch him in the act. 1st woman, What happened?. I found him all by himself in the bedroom watching football on TV, I was soooo sure there was another woman that I started running all over the house convinced Id find her. I ran up to the attic, I ran and checked the basement. I even looked under all the beds and checked through every closet. I had worked myself up sooo much I started to get chest pains and I keeled over and died. 1st woman, Shame you didnt look in the deep freezer first, wed both still be bloody alive today!!! ;-)
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 21:02:48 +0000

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