Tyson: Mom, how were you stitched up? Me: What do you mean? Tyson: - TopicsExpress



          

Tyson: Mom, how were you stitched up? Me: What do you mean? Tyson: When I was born.... where the baby comes out. They stitch you up. How were you stitched up? Did I come out of your belly button? Me: No Tyson you came out of a vagina. Tyson: What is a vagina? ..... Me: Where did you hear about babies being born? Tyson: Hey Mom I have a secret.... come close so I can whisper in your ear.... (he sticks his tongue in my ear, laughs hysterically, and the conversation is over)
Posted on: Mon, 22 Jul 2013 00:27:08 +0000

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