★ U collect babe number u use chick store am. Shey her mama na fowl ? ★ U buy suya ur woman chop all the meat finish u con dey smile dey chop the onion, u be vegetarian? ★ U dey wit ur guy & u dey recieve diff kinds of phone calls every 5 min, yet u dey claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy. My sista, u be MTN customer care agent? ★ U ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you expecting her to say wisdom & understanding? ★ U dey carry ur girlfriend go club, after u marry her finish u want stop her frm goin to club. My broda u think say miracle fit happen? ★ Ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich man u say she b gold digger, bt ur sister do d same to anoda guy, u giv testimony for Church saying na grace of God. Bros park well ★ Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000 . Abeg Were she wan fix am?, ontop that coconut head? ★ U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra? ★ U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heeled shoe...shey u wan whisper to God? ★ U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u expect ur man to believe u are not cheating. .aunty, u be mechanic? ★ U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe u are not cheatin.. uncle, u be photographer? ★ He gave u an engagement ring for over five years, he never marry u, my dear u be lord of d rings? ★you dey pay your babe wey dey university school fees and yet u never write JAMB,u be scholarship board? ★U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and u stil dey call him BABY, my sister he should be ur ANCESTOR. ★Your babe is licking ice cream...ure drinking pure water...pls guy Are u diabetic? ★U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come vomit fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be magician? ★u dey read dis post an u no laff, abi u be balotelli?
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 07:32:51 +0000
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