UMYALEZO KUBANTU BASEKAPA ABABUYAYO: 1. Ungazosixhomela ngehoki yakho esekapa, imikjukhu ihlala inkukhu apha ezilalini. 2. Ungasincokoleli ngeendaba zasekapa ezenzeka ngoJanuary, siyazazi, ninolwimi kaloku. 3. Ungakulinge uzame ukhuluma, akukho seMzimkhulu apho, isiZulu asikho. 4. Nobungaphatha izitshixo zeemoto ezininzi, awunayo nomasikitikiti. 5. Inyama siyoja emlilweni apha, uzosigqibela iinkuni ngokoja emalahleni. 6. Ungalibali ukuba sitya umnhqusho apha, ngasifundekeli nge-Local Stuff, siyayazi lo lingo. 7. Nincede niphathe iimpahla zotshintsha, asifuni kuboniswa amanyala oko wanxiba le-Brand ngoNovember usayinxibe nangoJanuary.....noko siyalandela. 8. Ungaxhomi umgangatho uthi awuwatyi amakhamba, zukuzuku sidibana nawe ucela uva i-Taste, futhsekhi. 9. Ungakulinge uthwasele abantu abathumela oo-callback coz awbina-Airtime wena kuqala apho usuka khona. 10. Uzuqaphele, i-cut nathi siyayicheba apha, ungazosixhomela nge-Dove Tail eshiyanayo nje. 11. Asizuva ngani emigidini, nisile. 12. Xa useKapa ayithi kuba la mabhulu ekuuhleli etyhontsi uzawubuya uzogezela thina, umthi uyahlal endodeni uzuyazi. 13. Ukuba uthenga iibhiya zakh, zithenge ungabununusa ngathi unemali, siyakwazi awunayo nje tu. 14. Ukuba utshaya imbethimanqindi, suzosixhomela nge-YES kuba ngomso uzofuna umgqulo kum, ndikugibisele ngenqindi ke mna. 15. Xa usela, musa ukulala esikroxweni........thina silala kwamawethu nova sinxile siludaka.........akulalwa sikroxweni apha. 16. Lo nto niyabathanda oo-shortie, plz, thence kwa-Pep ibhulukhwe ende R45. 17. Hehehehehehe, wawukhe wazinxiba phi iimpahla ezimhlophe.......uzawungcola ngumswane wemigidi ulichostile nje. 18. Sinazo i-Pads, side sithengele nosisi bethu i-pads, ngasixhomeli nge-Mobicel ene-volume ngathi yila system kadesh desh. 19. Ndikhe ndathetha nge-S Curl, hahahahahahaha, uzakophisa imigidi ingekafiki wena 20. Asizontwana zakho, kaloku wemka singazange salwa, ungahezi ke awunaye nomasingcwabane. 21. Plz, xa uphendula fone yakho entselweni, nceda phuma phandle asifuni ndaba zakho nonopatazana baseKapa. 22. Indoda yindoda ngokwenza imisebenzi yelali yayo, uzuhlale endlini asizukuza kowenu mhla waxakeka, kusezilalini apha hayi ematyotyombeni. 23. Siyahlonipha, sinootata noomama hayi ama-Oledi namaTayma 24. Oko wanxibana nesinqe seJOCKEY, awusaytshintshi underwear, plz ngamanyala lawo. 25. Xa nifika, ncedani niqale ekhayeni nandule ukuya esikroxweni, ngumkhuba ombi lowo kakhulu. 26. Namhlanje undivimba i-R10 yephepha ngomso sewucela iponti, asina-Toll Gates ezilalini. 27. Sewumisa onke amantombi akulelali, ubuyazi ukba ngoodadenu bonke nabazala bakho abs ubaplitayo? 28. Ungakulinge usiphathele umphako omuncu apha, asizohagu. Uyawutya wedwa kanti. 29. I-watch sinazo zisentliziyweni, sumane usixelela ngexesha elingahambiyo, ungayifak emarhiwini lizohamba? 30. Ungakulinge uzoncoma isithukuthezi salapha, siyasazi, susifundekela ke. 31. NINCEDE NOTHENGA AMATIKITI OKUJIKA, ASIFUNI NIBELUSIZANA NILINDE INKAMNKAM KUNYAKOZAYO, LA MALI YEYEMPAHLA ZESIKOLO ZABANTWANA HAYI WENA
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 06:57:05 +0000
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