Understanding Men Your Ad Here ITS A GUY THING Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical. CAN I HELP WITH DINNER? Translated: Why isnt it already on the table? UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, OR YES, DEAR Translated: Absolutely nothing. Its a conditioned response. IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN Translated: I have no idea how it works. I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. ITS JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND. Translated: That girl standing on the corner is a real babe. TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOURE WORKING TOO HARD. Translated: I cant hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. THATS INTERESTING, DEAR. Translated: Are you still talking? YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS. Translated: I remember the theme song to F Troop, the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car Ive ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES. Translated: The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe. OH, DONT FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, ITS NO BIG DEAL. Translated: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that Im hurt. I CANT FIND IT. Translated: It didnt fall into my outstretched hands, so Im completely clueless. WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME? Translated: What did you catch me at? I HEARD YOU. Translated: I havent the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you dont spend the next three days yelling at me. YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE. Translated: I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse. YOU LOOK TERRIFIC. Translated: Oh, please dont try on one more outfit, Im starving. IM NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE. Translated: No one will ever see us alive again
Posted on: Sat, 01 Feb 2014 07:54:11 +0000
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