Universal Laws of LIFE !! Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Inline image 2 Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Inline image 2 Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Inline image 2 Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. Inline image 2 Law of the Alibi – If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Inline image 2 Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Inline image 2 Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Inline image 2 Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. Inline image 2 Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will. Inline image 2 Law of Bio mechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Inline image 2 Law of the Theater – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. Inline image 2 The Starbucks Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Inline image 2 Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Inline image 2 Law of Physical Surfaces – The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Inline image 2 Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about. Inline image 2 Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly. Inline image 2 Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A closed mouth gathers no feet. Inline image 2 Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. Inline image 2 Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.
Posted on: Tue, 26 Nov 2013 12:08:53 +0000
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