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Very sweet msg.. In a Nursery School Canteen, theres a basket of apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching On d other counter theres a box of chocolates, A small child went & wrote on it. Take as many as U want, God is busy watching d apples. NEVER ACT SMART WITH todays generation..!!.😀😜😜😜😜 KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ? DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white ….. KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white ….. Moral :- Don’t be over smart .. ************************* Child : Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head? . . Mummy : Because he speak only truth. . . Child: Now I understud why ladies have long hair.... Moral:- Remains the same.😛 Aaj k shaitan bacche: 👫👭👬👫👭👬👫 Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. 😉 Lazyness rocks: 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀 Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water, mom: u cum & drink. Boy: pls mom. Mom: if u repeat, ill slap u. Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,.... 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀 Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu ..🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀 Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna😝 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀 Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.😜 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀 Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa- Bilkul marte the Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...😴😝 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀 📖 📖 📖 A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book: Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My 0wn Problems! :):):):-) 😂 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀 😝😛😄😃😋 Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...😡😡 Aftr exam Father😠: how is ur result? Son😡: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...

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