Via Comedy TRUTH A plane was about to crash and there were only 4 parachutes in the plane.meanwhile there were 5 people on it. The 1stperson was lionel Messi and he said: im the best footballer, I cant die now so He took 1 parachute and left. The 2nd who was Aliko Dangote said im the richest man in Africa and im too young to die so he took the 2nd parachute and left. The third was President Jonathan and he said : im the smartest president in the world so I cant die nw,my people still needs me, so he took 1 and left. Then It was left with Pope John Paul and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl take the last one, ill sacrifice my life for you. The little girl replied no need for that there are two parachutes left. The pope asked her: how come? the little girl replied: the Nigerian president took my school bag. Join urz here fore more Comedy TRUTH
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 07:59:19 +0000