WHAT IS TROUBLE? 1. Wen d person interviewing u @ ur new job is d same guy u insulted in traffic. U go apologize tire. 2 .Wen u tell ur friend ur mama!!! & turn around & see his or her mum staring @ u.Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap. 3. Wen Mosquito lands on ur fathers bald head & u try 2 kill it with ur bare hands. U must provide d proof ohh, or else... 4. Wen Patience Ebele is ur English Teacher b4 WAEC.Na A1 u go get, no worry. 5. Wen Victor Valdes wins Goal Keeper of d Year. Abegi... 6.Wen u update salary things on face book & ur landlord comments on point Omo u go travel go villa by force. 7. Wen ure in a bus & u throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper. Oboy, E don red be dat! 8.Wen ur dad works at NEPA & they take light & u shout God punish NEPA.......and hes there with u. Na ur mama go start 2 pay ur school fees. 9. Wen u dey on top okada & d okada man dey ping... Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat. 10. Wen u finish eating in an eatery & u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar. 11. Wen Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass... Olboy, just... Dont bother running. Just beg. 12. Wen u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50. Generosity go change mind...
Posted on: Sun, 23 Feb 2014 08:44:53 +0000