WHO DULL. TEACHER OR STUDENTS? Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal and our guests how much we have learnt so far dis year! Let’s do comparisons .... So if I say small, you say small, smaller, smallest. OKAY? [Students nod] Teacher : Big Students : “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” .... Teacher : “clean.” Students : “clean, cleaner, cleanest. Teacher : “tall.” Students : “tall, taller, tallest. Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!! Students : “very good, very goodder, very goodest. Teacher : “oh gosh.” Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!! Teacher : “stop it now” Students : “stop it now, stop it nower, stop it nowest!!! Teacher : “oh please.” Students :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh please-st.. Teacher : “Look at me..!!! Students : “look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est. Teacher : “what a disgrace! Students : “what a disgrace, what a disgracer, what a disgrace-st. Teacher [furious] : I don die… Students : I don die, I don dier, I don diest!!! Teacher faint!
Posted on: Wed, 15 Jan 2014 18:18:49 +0000