WHY WOMEN ARE COMPLICATED CREATURES! 1. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage, she suspects him, and after death, she respects him. 2. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 3. If you don’t, you are not a man 4. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 5. If you don’t, you are good for nothing 6. If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp 7. If you don’t, you are not understanding 8. If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring 9. If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing 10. If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 11. If you don’t, you are a dull boy 12. If you are jealous, she says it’s bad 13. If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her 14. If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her 15. If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her 16. If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait 17. If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way 18. If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time” 19. If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls” 20. If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 21. If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage 22. If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting 23. If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring 24. If you talk, she wants you to listen 25. If you listen, she wants you to talk In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful… ……WOMEN! WOMEN!
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 15:27:11 +0000
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