WalMart Doctor Wal-Mart has everything! One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess Id better see a doctor. Listen, you dont have to spend that kind of money, Mike replies. Theres a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you whats wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor. So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart. That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They arent yours. Get a lawyer. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart. __________
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 19:02:38 +0000
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