Wanna read a good story, the likes of which Im marginally famous for, here ya go: I made a visit to Wal Mart on Sunday afternoon for just 3 or 4 items, and heres what happened: I go to the drink section to get a case of water, and the one I buy the most is located on the top shelf of their very deep shelves in the water aisle. This particular brand, apparently a besr seller, but they seem to have ZERO clue, is always either out, or when I do catch it, has normally one case of 24 bottles left...on the top shelf, which is around 6ft or so high, and about 4-5ft deep. I cant reach the water(fun times number 1), and theres nothing on the shelves below that will hold a guy of my 225lb stature, so I start looking for a Wally World worker, which is fun times number 2. Going around in a circle in the dairy/main walking/drinks aisle sections, cant find a blue shirt worker, anywhere...keep going back to my buggy, my empty buggy(water was item 1), and then circling again, a 30-60 second escapade over and over. FINALLY, after about 6 passes, I see a Wally guy coming from the back, and let him know what I need. As he goes back to get a ladder deal for us to get it(wheres a midget to toss when you need one), I go back to my bugg...its gone...SOMEONE took my darn BUGGY!!!! I repeated 3 or 4 times, the last being in a VERY LOUD tone like only the Rockefeller(yes, I spoke of myself in the 3rd person, dont judge) can do, I cant BELIEVE SOMEONE took my BUGGY!! So, lugging the water way up front to get another buggy so I can finish my ordeal... Dont go to Wally World on a Sunday, ever!!
Posted on: Mon, 03 Mar 2014 09:51:17 +0000