We no be mate.... With all due respect, if you ever wondered if we be mate. Let me help you with clues to confirm If you were not around when your niegbours jubilation announced the birth of a new born and not a twitter handle, we no be mate If youve never heard about Dordan Barracks, then we no be mate If you never owned a family car wey them dey push to start, then we no be mate If you dont remember being shocked that Big bird of Sesame street was yellow, we no be mate If garri and groundnut no follow you go secondary school. we no be mate If you never used biro to rewind audio cassette, then we no be mate. If you met Micheal Jackson as a white woman and not as a black man, we no be mate If you didnt get your jams from pressing play and record on your trident deck, then we no be mate If you no dye jeans yourself, then we no be mate. If youve never chased after flying termites for food after heavy down poor, then we no be mate If catapult been no follow for your toys, then we no be mate. If you no dey when na only Reggae Nigerian musicians dey sing, then we no be mate If Ichokwu is a weird sound to you, we no be mate If you never go receive phone for your niegbour land line or vise vasa, we no be mate If seeing a girls pant with a mirror, wasnt the strongest act of immorality you knew @ a time, we no be mate If you never put drop of after shave or perfume inside envelope with love note for woman. We cant be mate. If your niegbour no need permission to beat you pass your mama, we no be mate. Where ma mates @?
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 21:36:43 +0000
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