Well all I can say is Big, Sweaty, Hairy, male anatomical genital bits !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Packing my bag for work this morning, carefully wrapped the Chocolate Mocha Cake and Ginger cookies and thought Oh, I know, Ill take a pot of cream to go with the cake. Drive very carefully to work, cope with the myriad locks etc to get into the office, wedged the door so I could get the goodies, checked all was well with them (which it was). Get upstairs to the office, open blinds, put heat on, etc etc etc went back to my desk to discover the feckin cream had fallen over and now everything in the bag (including my lunch) is covered with double cream !!!! Super glue has to be easier to clean up than this stuff ! Cakes and my sandwiches were wrapped in tin foil which cunningly creates loads and loads of lovely little crinkles that the cream considered it a personal challenge to fill - and it succeeded !! OMG !! My desk, the carpet - everything covered in the unctuous stuff and all I have to clean it up with is paper towels and a drop of fairy liquid - the carpet looks like we have had an internal snow storm !........................................Deep breath ........ nah sod it I am avin a faaaaaag !!!!!! Happy Thursday everyone :-)
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 07:34:33 +0000
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