Well folks, its over and done with. That poor representative worked his legs off here today but ding dang it all I got my channels back, at least for awhile and they say they are not expecting to lose them, so I guess time will tell. I love this new system, I have my own genie in all rooms now and so many features I will be playing with the TV for weeks on end. I know all of you are glad I am finally TV satisfied now! Well...men just crack me up. Funny how I can asked my old husband to take the trash off, or take it out, or go to the car and get so and so out, or run an errand for me, and he says its raining outside woman...however; its raining all day today and guess what he is doing along with several of the grandsons...well he is playing outside, shooting the bow! Yes, its raining on him/them and everything else but do they care? NO...Men are a funny creature, they build stands up trees, climb up the stands to hunt in the rain, sleet, snow, hail, lightening, anything GOD throws out they will do it IF it involves men hunting, fishing, riding a 4-wheeler, whatever they love to do, but let the wife asked for her glasses out of the car and she is told Lawd woman its raining outside. Men are a mess. Try asking one to put up his shoes out of the middle of the floor and see what they say, well I plan to wear them again tomorrow so leave them where they are so I can find them...do a good deed like washing a pair of jeans they left on the bedroom floor and you will hear where are my jeans I put in the middle of the room I was planning on wearing them in 4 hours, well did you tell me that?, do I look like a mind-reader to you? Try calling a man when he is with his buddies and you will hear hurry up, what do you want, just get to the point, Im busy and all they are doing is talking to each other, but let a woman try to have a conversation with her husband and see what happens he nods off to sleep, or you might hit a key word and he perks up and says wait, what did you say as he has his interest peeked now so...the woman has to start the story all over again. Men...try putting up their clothes or hanging them in the closet where they go and see what you hear where is my shirt I left in the corner 8 days ago well I hung it up for you...well its not in this closet anywhere so the woman gets up out of her sick bed and what does she see well there it is hanging right in front had it been a snake, yep...he would have lost a limb! Men...why come they dont want the wife to accompany them to the grocery store?...well that is because us ladies get it all the first time, like all the ingredients, where the man will get the meat and forgets all the things it takes to fix it, so 3 trips later he finally gets it all, by then...well the woman forgot what she was going to fix to start with. Men...get yourself a new satellite carrier and they are gone all day long as you sit with a strange man for 6 hours and 9 minutes trying to appear like you know where the wires and cables are and where to hang the dish, and when the woman hears, well thats it, Im all done and got you all hooked up and ready to go guess who drives up precisely at that time?...you got it...the man...and now what happens...questions, questions, questions, all the questions the woman has already learned and knows but now we got to be Mr. Bigshot and act all business-like and reaps the rewards of the day, but where are they when the dirty work is being done...I have not one clue! Lawd...men, what a life they have, I wish I could be one for just one day, cause a woman is both woman and man everyday of her life...geezzz folks, men have it made in the shade and dont even know it, well perhaps now they do. Im getting me a TV show and telling on them all! LOL
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 20:13:01 +0000
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