Well hello to you, my tantalizing strumpets of opulent allure. How the Arthur C. Clarke are we? I must say you are looking simply divine once again this morning, you look amazing in that! No, seriously you do! Ahhh can you feel it? Its in the air isnt it, its all around. The joyful excited whisper that can only mean one thing. Its time for The Blessed Friday once again. Yes thats right, once more the brightly gift-wrapped parcel of the week lays almost opened on our laps. The ribbons of Monday and Tuesdays have been carefully untied shed, the many layers of Wednesday and Thursdays dazzling paper have been painstakingly removed and put aside, so we can use them again. So now theres just its cardboard flaps that are about to be excitedly torn open, to reveal a brand new scintillating weekend inside for us to play with. So lets not waste one tiny morsel of this Friday, lets bring our best smiles out and present the world with an enormous hug. I think we all know that hugging actually has medical benefits by now, it has been scientifically proven to actually lower blood pressure and reduce risk of heart disease. True fact! Of which I do know many! For instance, did you know that the extra skin on your elbow that acts a bit like playdough is actually called the wenis. Yes I know sounds a bit rude. So you would be quite safe going up to someone and offering to show them your wenis! Haha! Also, on the slightly disturbing note which I seem to of once again taken, did you know that until 2001, Disneyland workers were not allowed to wear their own underwear while in costume. They all had to wear company jock straps which they had to return at the end of each day. Now theres a job you wouldnt of wanted, being responsible for washing all those under-cracker knacker packers! Right well, its time to release you into your own Fridays, so skip when you can, smile when you shouldnt and bring as much joy as you can possibly muster to as many people as your able. Because if we can do our best to make just one person smile, it will make them feel like they want to make someone else smile too. See you on the flip side lovelies.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 07:32:45 +0000
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