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Well its Officially Vernal Equinox and to start your spring off on the laughter side, heres your funnies for the day: The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. Can you tackle? asked the coach. Watch this, said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. Wow, said the coach. Im impressed. Can you run? Of course I can run, said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. Great! enthused the coach. But can you pass a football? The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. Well, sir, he said, if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it. Next Funny: A Braves fan, a Padres fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Padre fan insists hes the most loyal. This is for San Diego! he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Braves fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, This is for Atlanta! and pushes the Dodger fan off the mountain. Enjoy your day mate....
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 12:15:25 +0000

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