Well its me last full day livin in the country... Went te Thrunton Woods with HWS. Its a huooge place. HWS says its bigga than Africa but hes havin wuz on coz he thinks wer thick dergs but i reckon its ownly as big as jormany. The lads agree and theyre from jormany so they shud knaa. Met a couple of yarkin dergs. Nee idea wot the wor but wu had to act hard. Wu were petrified like. Then we met a cupple of yappy things - wu cud have taken them ern easy. On the way through the woody bit a had Max in front of us and a took it up to warp factor 8. A jumped reet ower the top of his heed. A shouted watch oot hinny but he never knew a was comin and if he hadnt aalready done his buzniss a think he would have done it there and then. Wu had te stop somewhere caalled Davids shop on the way yem so HWS cud get some rubber gloves. He said he wasnt cleanin wer bums wothoot thum. Said he would get rang off BH if he didnt dee it...Hes aaleays gettin rang aboot summick. Ad give ger a clip if a was him but hes very soft naychad. Mind hes not when a stand on his drivas seat with me muddy paws. Gans bluddy mad. He put a book on it so a cuddnt but a managed te get two paws on there. Wey a love drivin man! Got us in a heed look when he was washin me bum. He said he was puttin sham poo on. Whats the point of gettin dog poo off and puttin sham poo on? Divint understand hoomans man! Anyhoo, av got me case packed ready te gan te Julies....shus comin for iz in the mornin. Pleased te be gettin back te the toon....there a funny lot up here.... So all sign off from me country retreat! Hopin te see ye soon mam and dad.....and hope yuv al enjoyed me derg blergs Ower and Oot Jaxon x
Posted on: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 15:56:47 +0000
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