Went for breakfast at work had beans on toast had lunch at work had beans on toast .... was farting like a trupa, trump trump trump anyway get home frm wirk hubby comes dartin to door babe he says I gota suprise n blind folds me leads me to our dining room n sits me at the table... just as I go to mive blind fold the fone rings he excuses him self but makes me swear to not touch blind fold n leave it on... I swear n he exits the room... now by this time im dyin to fart im so gassed with the beans n the pains immense I shift my booty to 1 side n let 1 rip I fan the air with the napkin thats been placed in my lap I felt a little released I can still hear the hubby on the fone so alls ok I need to fart again so let anotha rip ..n again..n again n omg smells like a dumpsta truck releasing sewage ....im franticlly fanning the air panicking with the smell... I let 1 more huge rip thats unbearible I have tears in my eyes under the blind fold due to the stench and franticly fanning the air as I hear the hubby ending the call but feeling more comfortable and pleased with myself for not bein caught I sit politly as agreed with blind fold on ..hubby returns removing the blind fold im humugously embarrassed to see 8 ppl sitting at my table bright red fanning the air singing happy birthday to me
Posted on: Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:12:21 +0000
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