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Went to see my witch doctor today! He put a dead grasshopper under my arm then he smashed a rotten blue jay egg on my head. Cured my athletes foot immediately!!! Then he hollered seemenlockolii cambootrilixem doooshilirim keelarambo smitereelam kooboxbean!! That means I owe him two cat brains the liver from a horsefly and one of those little boxes of Mexican jumping beans. Or else he will put a spell on me that makes briars grow on the back of my eyeballs!! CRAP!!! Oh well! At least the athletes foot is gone.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Jun 2013 01:18:22 +0000

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