What I learned from NOAH: 1. God hates industrialization. That was why He was so P.Od about Sodom and Gomorrah; overdevelopment. Also, strip mining and clear cutting. Also bow hunters... Why, what did YOU think it was? 2. Mrs. Noah shops at Eileen Fisher. Leggings were popular then, too! 3. Noah calls and demands an answer from God about what hes supposed to do, right NOW. When God doesnt pick up, Noah gets all emo and goes around looking for a wall to punch. 4. Bad guys have lower class accents. That makes it easy to pick them out of a crowd. Also, they wear black, but you knew that. 5. Bible movies feel roughly the length of the epoch they cover. This one was longer than that.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 10:50:53 +0000
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