What’s on my mind, again the coy question, insinuating, as always, something is. But Ha! Today I came prepared. Kate Moss! She is on my mind. We two are so alike, it‘s only natural. For starters, we are seen keeping company with cigarettes. Now wait, wait before you rear up in the manner of Judge Judy. We know smoking is not eveyone’s hobby, nor is it fostered, per se, in school. Duh, we’re not stupid. We know the FDCA disfavors cigarettes so much it even refuses to recommend a daily minimum dosage. Thanks a lot, government. (I aim for ten and hope for the best.) Okay, let’s just go with their grand, doom and gloom thesis: smoking kills. Yeah, okay, so it kills. So do ax murderers. As a matter of fact, since smoking causes such a large number of deaths, it pushes the relative likelihood of murder via ax way down. Now what do you say? I am proud to reduce my odds of death via ax. And so is Kate Moss. And to these so-called Friends of Lungs, all we have to say is, Lungs don’t help much once you’re ax-murdered!
Posted on: Wed, 03 Jul 2013 04:07:15 +0000
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